so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
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JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
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So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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