smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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