If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
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they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
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btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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