I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
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I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
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And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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