she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
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whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
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He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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