So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
ttyl tear gas
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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