oh god the rape fog is back!
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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