I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
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crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
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i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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