She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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