so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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