I'm drive I can fine osifer
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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