no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
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