if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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