So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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