My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Randomize
