That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
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He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
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low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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