ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
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he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
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It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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