I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
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I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
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Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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