This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
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I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
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Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
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