You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
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Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
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I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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