Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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