Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
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He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
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It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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