I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
love makes seman taste better
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
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i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
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We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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