I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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