Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
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I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
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Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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