There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Randomize
