so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
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Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
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His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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