If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Randomize
