Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
