Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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