sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
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There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
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i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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