You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
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What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
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Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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