I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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