I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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