Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
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He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
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Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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