Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
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It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
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Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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