Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
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She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
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shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I just want nice things and good sex
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize