My sheets look like a crime scene.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
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u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
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Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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