HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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