DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
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My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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