I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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