If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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