i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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