actually, I'm a sock model
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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