is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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