The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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