Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Randomize
