But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
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I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
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If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
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