This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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