what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Randomize
