I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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