I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I could fuck to npr.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed