After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Randomize
