doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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