Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
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Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
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Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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