I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
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